turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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