Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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