Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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