I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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