and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
it's like heaven, but drunker
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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