East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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