they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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