Don't you send me to vm
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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