It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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