Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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