Kareoke will never be a sober sport
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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