she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
try to milk me bitch
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