Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Randomize
