Where did you get a picture of my penis
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
can u get pink eye on your cock?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
