Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
