Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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