Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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