We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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