I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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