i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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