never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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