You're completely useless in the revolution.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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