P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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