I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
