The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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