so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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