just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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