me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Never underestimate the power of titties
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