If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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