I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
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