beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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