Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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