Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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