be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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