Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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