Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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