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"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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