Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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