Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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