Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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