In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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