coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
