I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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