oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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