oh god the rape fog is back!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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