Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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