There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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