can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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