He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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