I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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