I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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