yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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