Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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