he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
