i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
