the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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